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1.01. - PilotOfficer: So, fake U.S. Marshall. Fake credit cards. You got anything that’s real?
Dean: My boobs.
читать дальшеSam: Yeah? When I told dad I was scared of the thing in my closet he gave me a .45.
Dean: Well what was he supposed to do?
Sam: I was nine years old. He was supposed to say “Don’t be afraid of the dark.”
Dean: Don’t be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me – of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what’s out there!
1.08 – Bugs
Larry: Let me just say. We accept home owners of any race, religion, color or…sexual orientation.
Dean: We’re brothers.
Real Estate Agent: We accept home owners of all race, religion, color, or sexual orientation.
Dean: Right. Um, I’m going to go talk to Larry. Okay, Honey? (smacks Sam on the butt)
Dean: Growing up in a place like this would freak me out.
Sam: Why?
Dean: The manicured lawns, “How was your day, honey?” I’d blow my brains out.
Sam: There’s nothing wrong with normal.
Dean: I’d take our family over normal any day.
2.04 – Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things
Neil: You’re crazy.
Dean: Your girlfriend’s past her expiration date and we’re crazy?
Sam: I think she broke my hand.
Dean: You’re just too fragile. We’ll get it looked at later.
Sam: Did we have to use me as bait?
Dean: I figured you were more her type. She had pretty crappy taste in guys.
2.07 – The Usual Suspects
Ballard: Sam, you seem like a good kid. It’s not your fault Dean’s your brother. We can’t pick our family.
Dean: My name is Dean Winchester. I’m an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.
2.11 – Playthings
Susan: Let me guess. You guys are here antiquing?
Dean: How’d you know?
Susan: Oh, you just look the type. So, uh, a king-size bed?
Sam: What?! No, uh no, we’re… Two singles. We’re just brothers.
Susan: Oh! Oh, I’m so sorry.
Dean: What’d you mean that we look the type?
Dean: Hey, are those antique dolls? ‘Cause this one, this one here, he has a major doll collection back home. (grins at Sam) Don’t ya?
Sam: (reluctantly) Big time.
Dean: Big time. Ueah, you think he could come…well, we could come in and take a look?
Susan: I don’t know…
Dean: Please? Please, I mean he loves them. He’s not gonna tell you this, but he’s always dressing ‘em up in these little tiny outfits and I mean, you’d make his day. She would, huh?
Sam: (glaring at Dean) It’s true.
2.15 – Tall Tales
Curtis: They did tests on me then uh.. (drinks shot) they probed me
Dean: They probed you?
Curtis: Yeah, they probed me… again and again and again and… (drinks shot again) …and again and again and again and then one more time.
Dean: Yikes
Curtis: That’s not even the worst of it.
Dean: How can that not be the worst part? Some alien made you his bitch?
(long pause)
Curtis: They… they made me slow dance…
Sam: (yelling) Your dirty socks in the sink! Your food in the fridge!
Dean: What’s wrong with my food?
Sam: It’s not food anymore, Dean! It’s Darwinism!
Dean: I like it.
2.18 – Hollywood Babylon
Sam: So what do you think?
Dean: Well, I think being a PA sucks, but the food these people get? Are you kidding me? I mean, look at these things, they’re like miniature philly cheese steak sandwiches, they’re delicious! (offers one to Sam, who looks grossed out)
Sam: Maybe later.
Tara: Why would a ghost be afraid of salt?
McG: Marty, what do you think?
Marty: I’m not married to salt. Are we still sticking with condiments?
McG: Mmm, it just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?
Marty: Maybe shotguns.
McG: That makes even less sense than salt.
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